Lord Pizza Deliverington III, Esquire

[henry_flower]

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I am a pizza delivery driver and I get bored a lot. Sometimes when I'm doing deliveries I like to play this game with myself where I talk in a British accent. So I go up to this house and this super hot girl answers the door. I start talking in my best British accent and she freaks out and talks. Turns out she's British, too, and she asks me where about in England am I from.

The only place I knew in England was London, but I got caught off guard by her question and panicked so I said Camelot. She looked at me very weird and told me I wasn't British. When I told her about my "game" she looked disgusted. The entire time, she had my tip in her hand; but when she gave it to me, she pulled out a couple bucks.

Целый день так не смеялся.