You'll see more with your eyes closed

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'A [new cell] tower was installed near the college.

The local newspaper released interviews from the earthy transient crowd, whose members felt "weird brain waves and headaches when near the tower." Then they interview the students who had been getting better reception since he tower was installed.

The last sentence of the article was "Imagine how both these affects will be magnified next week when the power company turns the tower on."'

(From reddit.)