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'A man was at his friend's funeral and asked the wife if he could say a word. She agreed. The man stood at the podium and said, "Plethora." As he sat back down the wife said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

His son got up and said, "Infinity." The wife said, "Thank you, that means more than you could imagine."

His daughter got up and said, "Earth." The wife said, "That means the world to me."

Then her sister got up and said, "Zilch." The wife looked sad and said, "Thanks for nothing!"

Then the son stood up and said "Chocolate." And the wife said, "Thanks, that's really sweet."

Then the aunt stood up and said, "Omniscience." The wife said, "Thanks, this means more than you could know."

Then the uncle stood up and just read the damn dictionary. The wife said, "Thanks, you've said it all."

Then his sister asked again if she could say something, so she got up and said "Bargain" and sat back down. The wife replied, "That means a great deal."

A mime stood up, waved his arms around and sat down. The wife shed a tear and said "That was moving."

His ex-partner from the police force asked if he could enact a professional performance so he pepper-sprayed the place. The wife said "That brought a tear to my eye."

His best friend took the opportunity to make his move on the newly single wife. She said "I'm touched."

His cousin got up and said "a big hole in the ground with a water in it." The wife knows he meant well.

Finally, the priest stood up and wondered aloud, "What comes before B-men?" All replied, "Amen".'